The High Maintenance Btch Owner's Manual Humor Book Gift

A cheeky, tongue-in-cheek humor book for dog lovers who appreciate sass, style, and a little irreverent wit. The High Maintenance Bitch: Owner's Manual playfully blends dog ownership with high-maintenance lifestyle humor, offering lighthearted commentary on fashion, etiquette, romance, and social life — all through the lens of a pampered pup.

This book is written in a satirical tone and is intended as a fun coffee-table read or novelty gift. A great choice for dog moms, gift exchanges, or anyone who enjoys bold humor and illustrated lifestyle guides.

Adult humor content. Not intended for children.

ITEM DETAILS

Title: The High Maintenance Bitch: Owner's Manual

Authors: Lori Pacchiano & Ryan Pacchiano

Format: Softcover / paperback

Genre: Humor, novelty, lifestyle

Language: English

Condition: Pre-owned, good condition

Notes: Light handling wear consistent with age and use; no major damage observed

Includes illustrated sections and themed chapters (see photos)

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

Bold, humorous dog-themed satire

Fun coffee-table or giftable book

Perfect for dog lovers with a sense of humor

SHIPPING & CARE

Ships securely packaged to protect the book during transit.
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, and the buyer is responsible for return shipping.

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